Monday, May 26, 2008

Come on GOADS, face your nightmare!



Dear Goads:

Please answer this skill testing question below:

We will not face The Island Saints on Monday June 30th because:

a) we lack the humility to lose again;
b) we were all tuckered out by playing on a real rink last year;
c) we don't like pancake breakfasts;
d) we have gotten used to bad coffee;
e) we are apathetic about important things;
f) all of the above;

Yours with sticks,

The Island Saints

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7 comments:

Donna Farley said...

see, this is the kind of thing that needs to go in the newsletter!

come on Guys, answer this challenge and get me the time & place so I can get it into print....!

elizabeth said...

this makes me happy. i expect updates on this one! :)

Kassianni said...

or:

g) other team does not have a great name like 'the goads'!!

Bro Cyp said...

How about:

"Couldn't be bothered to play against a pathetic team that lacks the imagination to come up with a good name."

myn said...

monday the 30th!!?? what about us shmoes who have to work - how are we going to come and watch the "blood bath"??!!

Mr. P said...

Honestly!

we throw a gauntlet and we get this in response? such disrespect.


disgrace.

Maybe it was good that I move across the water to a land of true men who stand behind their gauntlet and will not hide from a challenge.

Jenny said...

I didn't actually post this. Someone seems to have gained access to my computer. . . and his name rhymes with Mal Bleeg.