Dear Goads:
Please answer this skill testing question below:
We will not face The Island Saints on Monday June 30th because:
a) we lack the humility to lose again;
b) we were all tuckered out by playing on a real rink last year;
c) we don't like pancake breakfasts;
d) we have gotten used to bad coffee;
e) we are apathetic about important things;
f) all of the above;
Yours with sticks,
The Island Saints
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7 comments:
see, this is the kind of thing that needs to go in the newsletter!
come on Guys, answer this challenge and get me the time & place so I can get it into print....!
this makes me happy. i expect updates on this one! :)
or:
g) other team does not have a great name like 'the goads'!!
How about:
"Couldn't be bothered to play against a pathetic team that lacks the imagination to come up with a good name."
monday the 30th!!?? what about us shmoes who have to work - how are we going to come and watch the "blood bath"??!!
Honestly!
we throw a gauntlet and we get this in response? such disrespect.
disgrace.
Maybe it was good that I move across the water to a land of true men who stand behind their gauntlet and will not hide from a challenge.
I didn't actually post this. Someone seems to have gained access to my computer. . . and his name rhymes with Mal Bleeg.
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